WALTER WALTER WALT.. SMITH SMITH SMITH

August 8, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk

The one man in the whole of Scotchland (apart from Fish) with no second name, The Gaffer; The Main Man; The Big Cheese; Walter, can today be sensationally revealed as having a surname.

We know it’s difficult to comprehend, however some journalist have let slip over the last couple of days and revealed that Gers’ manager, Walter, is indeed in possession of a surname!.

Following horrifying performances for Gers’ in pre-season friendlies and Champions league qualifiers, the man known to all of Scotchland as “Walter” has finally said enough is an enough and adopted a surname; “Smith”.

The gaffer realised that it was time to adopt a second name and bizarrely chose the undignified, general hotel reservation sounding, surname “Smith”.

It is with interest that we note that “Walter” is now being referred to as “Smith” by the main stream Mhedia.

Happy new surname, ~~Walter,~~ eh… Smith!

P.S. Were Back!. We enjoyed our summer break in The Golden Last, Benidorm but are glad that the new