WHY SO SERIOUS?
August 8, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Following Gers’ recent euro humiliation at the hands of the mighty FB Kaunas, the Daily Hun decided to illustrate what legendary Gers’ manager, Bill Struth, would have thought of the debacle.
Our imagery wizards have come up with a few ideas!
Please feel free to submit your own interpretation of how Bill would be feeling right know. Read more
EVERYONE PLEASE STAUN FOR GERS NEW KIT
July 13, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Picture Exclusive: Rangers’ New Home Kit
Gers’ midfield ace, Lee McCulloch, looked extremely excited yesterday as he helped launch the team’s new home kit for 2008/9.
Lee said: “I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout“.
RANGERS MASTERS IN IRA SHOCKER!
July 6, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Screengrab of the telly as Rangers masters went 1 nil up against Celtic at the Scottish Masters final at braehead.
Rangers Masters In IRA Shocker! Rangers Masters In IRA Shocker! Rangers Masters In IRA Shocker! Rangers Masters In IRA Shocker!
Photo: suttonsboot
THE ALL NEW RANGERS QUAD-RUPLE
June 26, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Following the news of Gers tie up with motorsport’s Superleague Formula we can exclusively reveal the Ibrox club have also struck a deal with a quad bike manufacturer to offer the all new Rangers quad!
IBROX DIDNAELAND THEME PARK PLAN
June 6, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Rangers have announced plans to open a Gers theme park as part of the 700m redevelopment of Ibrox Stadium.
The Minty Murray Megadrome will include the amazing tourist attraction which will be called ‘Didnaeland’.
The park will have three main areas; the Didnaeland the league zone, the Didnaeland the UEFA Cup zone and the Helicopter Didnaeland zone.
Original by DFTM
SENSATIONAL SEASON FINALE FOR GERS
May 24, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Gers end season on an almighty high.
Joyous scenes at hampden as a jubilant Barry Ferguson, delight etched on his face, holds aloft the Scottish Cup after his Gers’ side’s emphatic 3-2 victory over high flying Queen of The South to claim a memorable double.
A wonderful achievement for this Gers side as they are now the champions of TWO top competitions.
SIR WALTER SMITH RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
May 17, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Walter Smith was rushed to hospital today for a quadruple bypass after his Gers’ heroes were held to a 1-1 draw at Motherwell.
It is believed this routine procedure is not life threatening and the gaffer should be back to business fairly soon.
Get well soon Walt!
RANGERS RIOT AS ZENIT FAN STABBED
May 14, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Rangers fans clash with Manchester Police after a large outdoor screen was unable to show the match due to a technical fault.
SkyNews also reported that a Zenit St Peterburg fan was stabbed outside the stadium after the game, the injuries are not thought to be life threatening.
Early eyewitness reports are blaming Chelsea fans for the trouble. This same group have been responsible for various incidents during Gers’ Euro run.
GERS SPECIAL UEFA CUP BOOT REVEALED
May 12, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Rangers’ UEFA heroes are to wear specially commissioned football boots during the historic, unprecedented cup final in Manchester as this sensational picture exclusive shows.
Picture: CelticMinded.com
GERS TO WEAR SPECIAL CLUB CREST
May 7, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Quadrangle hopefuls Rangers will wear a specially designed club crest as they compete for an historic, unprecedented four trophy haul in a single season.
As our exclusive picture shows, the new design retains the dignity and class of the original crest.
Original by Kevn
CASTING GETS UNDER WAY FOR NEW MOVIE
May 5, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Dignified auditions were held in Glasgow this weekend for the new quintessential British made movie, Brokearse Mountain.
The rejection was too much for this unsuccessful Gers’ fan who had attended the special casting event after watching his side draw with Hibs.
Clearly a weekend to forget for some.
FOOTBALL IS DEAD - THE DAY FOOTBALL DIED
May 1, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Ten-man Rangers edged into the Uefa Cup final after a dramatic penalty shoot-out victory over Fiorentina which hammered the final nail in football’s coffin and confirmed which many already knew: Football Is Dead.
BORUC INFLAMMATORY T-SHIRT CAUSES OUTRAGE
April 27, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Artur Boruc sports an Inflammatory t-shirt which caused outrage at Celtic park today.
Your favorite online quintessential British newspaper hereby calls on the authorities to finally outlaw such a public show of catholicism in this day and age.
But what do you think?. Tell us below.
SCOTLAND’S SHAME WEBSITE ANGERS GERS
April 21, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Gers fans reacted with anger tonight over the appearance of a website which appears to load the Gers official site when you type http://www.scotlandsshame.com into your web browser.
Unemployed Timmie’s with far too much time on their hands are most likely to be behind such a stunt.
The club were unavailable for comment.
GERS INJURY CRISIS HITS EPIDEMIC LEVELS
April 20, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
The Gers injury crisis hit epidemic levels today with the sicking injuries to Steven Smith and Chris Burke.
Chris and Steven both left the field on stretchers before the 20 minute mark after being on the receiving end of heavy tackles from a poor St Johnstone side.
They join teammates, Lee McCulloch and Alan McGregor, in an already busy Murray Park treatment room as a busy run in gets underway.
DISGRACEFUL SCENES AT PARKHEAD
April 16, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
A banner flown at Celtic Park has caused uproar tonight with Celtic fans displaying a very un-loyal banner.
Those same people who left their lights ON in order to guide the Luftwaffe on their bombing raid of Glasgow during WWII had the ordasity to suggest Rangers diehards are Scotland’s secret shame.
This publication would like to tell Timmies everywhere to look closer to home when apportioning such blame.
UEFA CUP RECORD GERS PAYMENT
April 13, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Darryl King and Gers’ chief Martin Bain accept a record payout from their UEFA Cup run.
Darryl couldn’t contain his delight at the windfall and admitted; “It Pure Brilliant, so it is. The side also stand to rake in millions more in marketing and vending opportunities.”
ALLAN MCGREGOR SHOWS OFF NEW BODY ART
April 9, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Gers’ goalkeeper Allan McGregor gives your favorite paper a picture exclusive of his new tattoo.
Britannia’s No1 spent over an hour yesterday in a southside tattoo shop having the masterpiece completed.
The Gers’ star originally wanted his personal motto “What does not break me, makes me stronger” inscribed onto his torso but decided to chose a design which would best portray his loyalty to the famous Glasgow Rangers.
WALTER VENTS HIS FURY
March 9, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
The Gaffer directs his fury towards the match commander after being sent off today at the Scottish cup replay with Hibs.
There were heated exchanges between Walter and Hibs boss Paatelainen after Nacho Novo was sent off for a fair tackle on Gathuessi.
It would seem NO ONE is safe from sixty year old Walter’s fury!
THATCHER FUNERAL PREPARATIONS.
March 8, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk
Preparations for Baroness Thatcher’s impending funeral got underway last night.
Despite Mrs Thatcher’s release from hospital late this morning, Off Sales across the country reported today a near sell out of champagne as people snapped up the bubbly libation by the box load.
Meanwhile a sick website appeared today to celebrate the dimise of Margaret, www.MaggieIsDead.com
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