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January 30, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk

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by Bridget Saunders

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Dear Bridget

My boss keeps trying to get me to have sex with him. I’m worried he’ll find a reason to sack me unless I give in.

I am 19 and it’s taken me over a year to land myself a new job after being made redundant at a large football store. I was over the moon that at last I could get back into work since the JJB thing and start saving up so me and my boyfriend can move in together eventually.

I love my job, and my boss is really nice to everyone. He’s a no bad-looking guy and there are plenty of other girls working here who would be willing, but he’s singled me out for his attentions.

Every day he finds excuses to get me to go up to his office, or stay after the others have gone home so we can be on our own. He makes me push him around they room naked. He also forces me watch him doing naked wheelies.

I love my boyfriend very much and I wouldn’t dream of being unfaithful. I’ve told my boss how I feel about my boyfriend and that we’ve been together for over two years. He just laughs and says I can do better.

Please Help.

Janice, Edinburgh.

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Bridget says:

Flattering though it is, don’t let him even get to the point of you wheeling him around. Say firmly, “I believe in keeping personal and business relationships separate. I will push you no more!”

Just be careful to do your work as well as you can so he’s no excuse to make you redundant again, although be warned, he would probably find that the easy part.

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THAI FAMILY PROBLEM - DEAR BRIDGET

January 7, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk

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by Bridget Saunders

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Dear Bridget,

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in the south of Glasgow and one of my sisters, who lives in Linthoose, is married to a guy from Stirling, near Tillicoultry . My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling Gear and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Peterhead prison for indecently exposing himself in 1994, the other currently being held in Barlinnie on remand awaiting trial for acts of Hunnery. She definitely told him she was 16.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time “working girl” in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel up near Park Grove with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitutes themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her am a Rangers man?

- Billy, Glasgow

Bridget Says;

Billy, we all have our crosses to bear and Im sure your fiancé will eventually accept who you are. Being a Bear may be a shock at first, however, Im sure as time passes her love for you will grow stronger.

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DEAR BRIDGET

January 6, 2008 - Daily Hun Newsdesk

Welcome to Dear Bridget, the Daily Hun’s famous agony aunt.

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by Bridget Saunders

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Dear Bridget,

I am a 37 year old man who has an overwhelming and dignified desire in my life, the missing piece of the jigsaw so to speak. The desire i speak of is that i get the go ahead in my family for my arranged marriage, to the love of my life my darling sister Elizabeth. Living with our parents has made things harda and we have had to hold back our carnal urges at times, especially when it comes to the glorious twelfth of July when we are in the park and get to mix with other couples who are in similar circumstances.

Bridget i know your teary eyed reading this love story, however it does have a darker side to it and i have to say its one that i am slightly ashamed of. At the last lodge meeting i was helping put the chairs away with a few of the other loyal members of the lodge and my family and as i was in cupboard with my mother putting the chairs away i caught sight of the top of her stockings. as she put some books away on the shelves. She caught me looking at her dignified gusset and the rest as they say is history and i am now torn between two lovers…

Bridget what do i do?

M. Dingwall
Glasgow

Bridget says :

M, we have all been in a similar position - we have all been that sister looking to take a dignified pounding over the union jack shall on the twelfth as others do so around us, we have all been that mother having their son, wearing the sash of course looking upon their gusset and as you say the rest is history…but a throbbing history at that and I’m sure her majesty would be proud, King William would be proud and your father would be proud that you are keeping the wonderful protestant traditions that we hold so dear

I’m sure your father if he was aware would have a dignified tear in his eye and would give you a stern handshake and send you into a room with both together as he watched cock in hand listening to god save the queen

I’m filling up and getting moist at the thought - M i salute you and can only wish i was there to see it also.

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